seed-data.txt
Write a seed script for my schema: <paste>

I want data that finds bugs, not data that looks tidy:
- Names with apostrophes, accents, and non-Latin scripts.
- Very long values, and empty optional fields.
- Records at the boundaries — the first, the newest, one from years ago.
- A user with no related records at all, so I hit the empty state.
- A user with hundreds, so I hit pagination.
- Amounts that round awkwardly.

Make it repeatable: running it twice shouldn't duplicate everything,
and it must be obviously safe to never run in production.

A seed script that only produces neat data means you'll first meet apostrophes in a bug report from someone called O'Brien.